We've had a little delay in bringing this episode to you but never fear, The Amory Score is here to let you know just what the fuck is going on in Heaven's Fence. And the answer? Well, something incredibly boring. There are no fucking bicycles here. Only sadness, will you find.Read More
In the weeks leading up to this album, you may have heard us mention "The Bicycle." You may have thought, why are they talking about a bicycle? Why are they seemingly excited for a bicycle? What could this Bicycle possibly be?
Well, my friends, those questions are answered today. Enter: Ten Speed.Read More
In the latest Amory Score, we finally reach Coheed and Cambria's most popular song, and really start to drill down into the artistic ethics of wifemurder.Read More
The Amory Score is back for its third and most exciting season yet! This time we're looking at Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness. A break up album in its truest sense, the story is about to get full on bananas and we hope you're going to come along for the ride. Also, we're covering the still-going Good Apollo comic which, unlike the previous ones we've read, is actually a decent read! Things are looking up!Read More
Our journey has come to an end as we bring to you the final song on In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3, the hidden track, the bonus track, the secret kept from everybody, no that wasn't even intentional this band has just taken everything from me.
Please come on in and discover what possible surprise Coheed and Cambria have in store for you. I promise you, it is worth it.Read More
Last time, we concluded the adventures of the comic called In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3! But, we still have two more songs to go until we can complete the album. And so, today we bring you two final episodes, where in the first of which we attempt to figure out what the hell is going on in The Light and The Glass.
Your Father's Dead, and We Don't Know Who He IsRead More
The time is finally here, the finale (of the comic) for In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 is here. We've got some working out for what to do next time as we wrap up the album but please enjoy our breakdown of the climactic events of the final issue.Read More
All converge on Apity Prime as the final battle begins, and we dig into the various forms of Coheed and Cambria's misogynistic tendencies in one of the most uncomfortable songs in the discogragphy.Read More
The gang is all together! Al, Ambellina, Sizer and Claudio head to the other side of Shylos Ten for a daring rescue mission, while we learn some details about just what the fuck is going on over at House AtlanticRead More
Wilhelm Ryan is resurrected as Claudio and Ambellina finally find what they have been looking for for the past few issues: the plot has showed up.Read More
The Crowing and Ambellina finally meet as things come start to come together on Shylos Ten! Will they come together this week? No, no they will not, but eventually there will be a plot in this comic. Or so I am told.Read More
The war between the rebellion and Wilhelm Ryan has been long and bloody, and it hasn't made much sense, but surely we will be in for a better time as we cut across the galaxy to the other plotline, that of The Crowing and his (currently unformed) entourage.
Spoilers: we will not fare better at all.Read More
After the rebellion's wife ex machina victory against Ryan's forces, the supreme tri-mage is taken into custody. Jesse decides that he shall not be executed on the spot, but instead tried, by undefined space laws, so that they can prove once and for all that he is evil, and also not a god.
It's worth the wait, it's all you could ever want: today begins the trial of Wilhelm Ryan.Read More
We return after a break to bring you the story of Chase and Sizer, one of the most uncomfortable stories in The Amory Wars, so uncomfortable that it never really happened. Can their story stand proud with that of Josephine, the woman thrice dead?
Please join us for another ridiculous episode of The Amory Score...Read More
Hey everyone, Jackson here with a quick little update: we've had to push this week's Amory Score to next week. I've been very busy with deadlines at school, Molly's very busy with work, and the only times we were both free to record were in the early hours of the morning, so we thought it better to record a much more awake and well-made episode next week.
I really am sorry about this! I know it's the best decision for the show in the long run but I still feel really awful about this, so to tide you over I've talked a little bit about one of the demo songs we skipped: Elf Tower New Mexico. Released only in an enhanced edition years later, this song dares to ask the question: what would a song sound like if it wasn't good enough to make the cut?Read More
Last time, Claudio sat down on his girlfriend's lawn and started telling his story to a dog. This time, he continues by telling the story of people who he doesn't know and don't know him to the dog. Let's just go with it.
Deep on the storm planet of Donar, Inferno's forces wait for the moment of battle against Wilhelm Ryan's Red Army. Before long, all paths lead to a climactic confrontation on the plains of Silent Earth: 3...Read More
Ten years ago, Coheed and Cambria killed their children and almost destroyed the whole universe. Many thought that was the end of it, but their valiant struggle is continued by their son Claudio and their brother Jesse, and thus begins the tale ten years later, In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3...Read More
The Second Stage Turbine Blade has come to a close, but before we move onto the next album, we're doing a special episode and bringing on M, who likes the show but absolutely does not like the band, to try to see how well they have held onto the events of the book from listening to the podcast alone.
If you've not listened to The Amory Score and want to understand what is happening before we talk about In Keeping Secrets (the best album, thank you), then this is as good a place as any to jump in. But you'll still be lost. We all are. I wonder if we'll ever find ourselves again.Read More
The immediate crisis has ended, and Coheed and Cambria are no more, but there are still matters to be attended to within Heaven's Fence. Mariah's rebellion still fights Ryan's Red Army and Mayo Deftinwolf in the ruins of Paris: Earth, while across the stars, a special boy struggles with his destiny...
Join us for the first album's finale, the end of Second Stage Turbine Blade...Read More
Last time, everyone went to Paris: Earth, Coheed became SkullGreymon, and Wilhelm Ryan started acting like he had already won. But what the fuck did the transformation do? What's happening to Cambria? What is anyone's plan, and how many wives will die? All these questions and more will be answered in this dramatic episode of: The Amory Score.Read More