Hello everyone! Today we're launching a new podcast: The Amory Score, a journey through the ridiculous music and story of everyone's favourite mid-00s concept band, Coheed and Cambria. If you have no idea who Coheed and Cambria are, then don't worry, we've got a primer episode here to give you the context you need before blasting off into the main thrust of the cast next week.
If you don't even have time to listen, then never fear, here is the opening of their Wikipedia page:
It sounds so simple when you write it out like that.